lets get high as a mutha fucka
guys, imagine u get hold of a plane. u only have to pay like 2 dollars for it.. or 5.. no wait 50 dollars. yeah anyway u take ur plane and fly out over the sea with ur new plane and u think.. wow this is really awesome, then all of a sudden u crash right into island and u break both ur hands so u cant masturbate or anything. but either way u build a little village on the island even though u broke ur hands. U live happyrly on the island for many years and everything is good, u hunt animals in the djungle and u get fruits from the trees and all is well.. except ur hands theyre still broken wich means u still cant masturbate. Anyway after a few years u get tired because u cant fap and there are no girls around to help u out with ur "needs" so u decide to summon the gods to kill u with a giant wave. so u start dancing to "sphongle - divine moment of truth" and u get this magical aura all over and then the gods sends a mega wave that is going to kill u. but at the last moment u decide u dont want to die because the gods also healed ur hands. but its alright! because one of the nicer gods gives u a wish on one condition. U get to choose between having sex with a old woman... i mean like really old.. like 102 or something like that, her tits sag all the way to her feet and her vagina is like dripping with pussyjuice and she has all the imaginable STDs u can get! either u have sex with her or u have sex with a small monkey, u know those monkeys that u can have on ur finger climbs around and shit. but u have to fuck one of those or u die and u dont want to die
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