Have you seen this Monster?

There have been multiple sightings of the notorious Party Monster across the nation! The Stonetown Police Department has received several calls in the last 24 hours about related disturbances.  No details have been released but the Stonetown PD has issued a warning. "If you see this crazy party monster, run, hide and lock your doors and contact the Stonetown Police Department imediately!" - Sheriff Joe. Witnesses say to hide any stray booze, joints, pills etc in sight because if the Party Monster is in range they will be gone in the blink of an eye! Stay tuned for more reports!