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Lollipop Girl in Sticky Situation

Posted by stonetown on April 23, 2012
Lollipop Girl
1 year 4 weeks ago891 viewsview comments
It looks like Stonetowns sexiest bombshell was caught in a sticky situation when her street walking cheetah antics nearly got her thrown in the Pokey. Seems our sexy starlet was passing time on a downtown corner when a rag tag crew of stoners wondered into the wrong part of town...
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Tarface Busted

Posted by stonetown on April 17, 2012
1 year 1 month ago535 viewsview comments
After harassing and threatening the Stonetown buds, Stonetown mob boss "Tarface" was raided on the Stonetown streets by Sheriff Joe. Witnesses say that Masta Blasta tried to warn Tarface, but his head was too hot to handle. Tarface will be serving time in the Stonetwn jail.
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Factory Woes

Posted by stonetown on April 17, 2012
1 year 1 month ago363 viewsview comments
The local nicotine factory continues to pollute the wonderful blue skies of Stonetown. The tar heads (the factories thuggish enforcers) are serving time in Stonetown jail for disturbing the peace and aggravated assault on Sheriff Joe...
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Nacho Detained at Border

Posted by stonetown on April 17, 2012
1 year 1 month ago626 viewsview comments
Stonetown's fiery corn chip nacho was detained by Stonetown border agents for illegally residing in Stonetown. It seems our little buddy was cleared after he pulled out his green card on their punk asses. When asked about the incident, Nacho said, "Forget them putos ese...
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