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Party busted

Posted by stonetown on July 23, 2012
Party Busted
10 months 6 days ago779 viewsview comments
The notorious party monster crashed the house party and bogarted all the party favors. He sucked down 4 kegs of Stonetowns finest brew before Sheriff joe busted the Party. The party monster escaped the long arm of the law,but the Stonetown crew all got thrown in the Stonetown pokey for the night.
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Have you seen this Monster?

Posted by stonetown on July 17, 2012
10 months 1 week ago688 viewsview comments
There have been multiple sightings of the notorious Party Monster across the nation! The Stonetown Police Department has received several calls in the last 24 hours about related disturbances. No details have been released but the Stonetown PD has issued a warning...
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Alien Invasion

Posted by stonetown on April 17, 2012
1 year 1 month ago507 viewsview comments
A late night session around a local Stonetown campfire turned into a alien abduction. Eyewitness accounts report that a large spaceship descended above the residence of Stonetown's most paranoid stoner "Ziggy". It beamed up the stoners. They have not been seen or heard from since the abduction...
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