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Party busted

Posted by stonetown on July 23, 2012
Party Busted
10 months 2 days ago774 viewsview comments
The notorious party monster crashed the house party and bogarted all the party favors. He sucked down 4 kegs of Stonetowns finest brew before Sheriff joe busted the Party. The party monster escaped the long arm of the law,but the Stonetown crew all got thrown in the Stonetown pokey for the night.
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Lollipop Girl in Sticky Situation

Posted by stonetown on April 23, 2012
Lollipop Girl
1 year 4 weeks ago889 viewsview comments
It looks like Stonetowns sexiest bombshell was caught in a sticky situation when her street walking cheetah antics nearly got her thrown in the Pokey. Seems our sexy starlet was passing time on a downtown corner when a rag tag crew of stoners wondered into the wrong part of town...
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Buddy Got The Bomb

Posted by stonetown on April 17, 2012
1 year 1 month ago1819 viewsview comments
Stonetown leader Buddy had a fresh sample of this year's harvest to share with the rest of the Stonetown Buds. He said this year's harvest, from the legendary field of dreams, was the best herb ever grown in the magical hills...
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Tarface Busted

Posted by stonetown on April 17, 2012
1 year 1 month ago535 viewsview comments
After harassing and threatening the Stonetown buds, Stonetown mob boss "Tarface" was raided on the Stonetown streets by Sheriff Joe. Witnesses say that Masta Blasta tried to warn Tarface, but his head was too hot to handle. Tarface will be serving time in the Stonetwn jail.
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Factory Woes

Posted by stonetown on April 17, 2012
1 year 1 month ago362 viewsview comments
The local nicotine factory continues to pollute the wonderful blue skies of Stonetown. The tar heads (the factories thuggish enforcers) are serving time in Stonetown jail for disturbing the peace and aggravated assault on Sheriff Joe...
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