| You think Halloween comes only once a year? wrong. Walk into Walmart at 3 in the morning. That's some scary sketchy shit. #HolySmokes! — 2 weeks 4 days ago |
| Everyones middle name should be, motherfuckin...try it. Doesn't it sound so great? — 3 weeks 2 days ago |
| Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.' — 3 weeks 2 days ago |
| That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth, but you're laughing so everyone thinks you're lying. — 1 month 2 days ago |
| I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it. #JustSayin #BuddyGotTheBomb — 1 month 2 weeks ago |